| Name | Computer Description | Date Acquired | Comments |
| thomas arnold | Barbie Computer | 5/22/2007 | nnn |
| thomas arnold | Apple G4 Cube | 1/1/2004 | dd |
| Bigmouth BillyBass | Gateway 2000 | 11/1/2000 | for home use |
| Joe Blow | Apple G4 Cube | 10/1/2007 | pretty cool! |
| Joe Blow | iMac | 1/1/2008 | nice |
| Bozo Clown | Dell Latitude | 12/2/2008 | ASDFASDF |
| Bozo Clown | Palm IIIe | 11/13/2000 | need to order CorporateSync |
| Joe Cool | IBM ThinkPad | 7/12/2000 | for office use |
| d d | Handspring Visor | 4/5/2008 | cool babeh |
| John Doe | Dell Optiplex | 9/19/2000 | for home use |
| John Doe | Dell Inspiron | 9/15/2000 | for home use |
| John Doe | Dell Optiplex | 7/2/2007 | New PC |
| Blanche Dubois | Apple G4 Cube | 10/13/2000 | for testing |
| Daffy Duck | Sun Ultra 1 | 3/27/2000 | departmental web server |
| Humpty Dumpty | iMac | 5/7/2000 | the pink one |
| Humpty Dumpty | Compaq Deskpro 2000 | 11/13/2000 | his last computer fell off of a wall |
| Morgan LeFay | Gateway 2000 | 8/8/2000 | to replace cauldron |
| Mats Lindström | Sun Ultra 1 | 11/28/2007 | FreeBSD |
| Mats Lindström | Sun Ultra 1 | 11/28/2007 | FreeBSD |
| moqsad maddin | del xps 450 | 4/25/2008 | fast |
| Ronald McDonald | Dell Optiplex | 10/2/1999 | on temporary loan |
| Mickey Mouse | iMac | 6/6/1999 | the purple one |
| Mickey Mouse | Dell Inspiron | 7/12/2000 | for home use |
| Minnie Mouse | iMac | 5/13/2000 | the teal one |
| Minnie Mouse | Dell Dimension | 12/1/1999 | sent for repairs on 12/14 |
| Winnie Pooh | Handspring Visor | 11/2/2000 | the blue one |
| Lisa Simpson | Palm VX | 11/12/2000 | ordering GIS add-on |
| Darth Vader | Powerbook | 9/28/2000 | loan for conference trip |
Total: 28